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  1. chat can officially now hear

  2. everything so

  3. oh no yeah

  4. just remember

  5. remove the outline from my face

  6. no

  7. birdie just remember

  8. that you are not allowed

  9. to leave me in control of chat

  10. why

  11. stay in here

  12. because I will 100%

  13. turn to chat and ask them

  14. what do we think about racism

  15. chat chat what do we think about racism

  16. should probably turn off

  17. i think um i i think racism kind of whack

  18. kind of whack it's racism

  19. i think um i think um banana what

  20. i think racism is like i don't know it's

  21. kind of weird bro like

  22. why do you dislike fifa no not fifa uh

  23. what what's a faint wait hang on hang on hang on

  24. what's a famous race i i said the wrong thing

  25. uh like like the f1 race oh um i

  26. hate all races especially running ones

  27. oh so you you dislike marathons no marathons what is

  28. roomie doing here get out of here hi roomie oh okay don't know

  29. special guest special guest

  30. you are not allowed to leave you are here roomie gets to be

  31. uh oh co -game master co -game yeah

  32. 100 yeah i get to torture you you guys have no i no one here

  33. has aside from me has any idea what

  34. the fucking concept for this episode is but like yeah sure totally

  35. That's kind of why Rumi's co-game

  36. Did I sign up for one of these at one point

  37. And I just wasn't able to get to

  38. I'll have an apple

  39. I'm trying to figure out layers

  40. Oh

  41. My quick actions are broken

  42. There we go, I fixed it

  43. For a second I thought you were talking like D&D quick actions

  44. And I was like, oh

  45. Yeah, we're playing

  46. and d now that's what we're doing for this trivia

  47. show

  48. honestly that wouldn't be too bad it would be really funny uh can i

  49. be dm yeah i can't even dm

  50. so yes you you you become the dm and

  51. here i just hijacked a rat joining into dm

  52. hang on

  53. Joining into the call and hearing I hate all races was crazy.

  54. It was like the first thing I heard.

  55. I'm just waiting for people to appear in chat, but I think everyone disappeared.

  56. We were contacting the B-Field.

  57. Why aren't you here?

  58. Why aren't you guys here?

  59. Come Heather.

  60. I mean, Rumi can be blue, I guess.

  61. Because I'm blue.

  62. Rumi will replace blue.

  63. What's happening?

  64. We're doing a trivia show.

  65. Is it supposed to still be on the first slide?

  66. Because we haven't fucking started.

  67. We haven't started yet.

  68. You're talking and it's confusing.

  69. good so lost oh oh i didn't start the fucking timer you

  70. know fuck you i hate you i

  71. i absolutely

  72. despise you i hope you know i don't i need to go see i need to go

  73. see the king of england real quick

  74. what why because the only way to end the game

  75. is

  76. get the the king of england to to end it when

  77. was that rule added i believe from the start

  78. oh my gosh robin added in 1972

  79. your roster is insane my roster

  80. For the game show

  81. Amogas?

  82. Cause it's

  83. It's three trans women and that one

  84. Cis girl

  85. Yeah

  86. Hey

  87. At least I'm pan

  88. Yeah that's true

  89. You like pans?

  90. You like pans?

  91. Well I just want to come out of the pantry

  92. Rapunzel would be a great friend

  93. for you

  94. oh my god

  95. she'd

  96. screw Rapunzel

  97. oh

  98. in the fun way

  99. or the violent way

  100. yes

  101. it just depends

  102. that's the answer

  103. the answer is yes

  104. do we want to start the show

  105. is everyone watching the

  106. the the live in discord why is that in 1440p

  107. my monitor isn't even 1440p

  108. i'll show you 1440p that doesn't make sense what

  109. yeah why is there a thousand four one

  110. thousand four hundred and forty p's um

  111. because i opened up the harem duh you know what fair enough

  112. That's crazy.

  113. Oh my god.

  114. Dude, that's crazy.

  115. That's fucking hell, dude.

  116. Get him, they've got the peas.

  117. They've got the peas.

  118. This is what you want me.

  119. Forget, um,

  120. oh, what is it?

  121. The princess and the peas.

  122. It's the princess and the peas.

  123. Princess and the beans.

  124. Hang on a minute.

  125. The princess and the peas?

  126. I'm a gyrating, pollinating son of a bee.

  127. Mittens, Mittens, what are you doing?

  128. Do you not want to go under the blanket?

  129. Do you want to go on top?

  130. Mittens wants to participate.

  131. Mittens is participating.

  132. Yay, Mittens gets participating totally.

  133. He's being my lap warmer.

  134. Yay, participation.

  135. I wish my cat would sit on my lap that long,

  136. but apparently I've got a bony ass.

  137. Like, yeah, yeah.

  138. A bony arse?

  139. Bony bo- wait, bony bones?

  140. I think I'm gonna very slowly

  141. back out of this conversation.

  142. I need to know what you mean by bony bones.

  143. Like, bony, like...

  144. The bones are bony.

  145. I don't want to think about bony bones.

  146. I'm good.

  147. I can send you a picture of my shoulder blade.

  148. being popped out.

  149. Hang on, if bones aren't bony,

  150. then what are they?

  151. Squishy?

  152. No idea.

  153. Oh, no.

  154. Limp.

  155. I'd rather my bones not be

  156. squishy, thank you.

  157. Squishy soup bones.

  158. I think that would denote that

  159. something wrong has happened.

  160. Pat, joke's a new

  161. crash. I was looking

  162. at...

  163. the stream when you said that

  164. when you did that, so

  165. worst case scenario

  166. you can just use your bones to make soup

  167. bro. Robin, I've

  168. got your Twitch stream at 1%

  169. and I heard that redeem

  170. that is how

  171. loud it is. Good, it's supposed

  172. to be that loud

  173. I wanted it to make me laugh

  174. I can't hear anything from your stream

  175. I can't even hear myself speak

  176. I can hear that redeem

  177. pretty well good that is the point

  178. squishy what

  179. squishy bones bones are squishy

  180. bones

  181. bones aren't squishy then what are you doing with them

  182. yeah exactly i freaked out a little

  183. i freaked out a little yes i did

  184. um i just got home from you know work and doing things so

  185. i once i got home i immediately

  186. undressed and then i saw a green light on my phone oh i was streaming

  187. me i'm dressing for you guys

  188. oh no that's spooky

  189. that's that's horrifying wait what happened

  190. They didn't have the stuff.

  191. Who didn't have the stuff?

  192. I'm sorry, baby.

  193. The Five Guys didn't have the peanut butter shake stuff.

  194. Where's my Five Guys?

  195. Isn't it for you?

  196. I'm sorry.

  197. All I heard was, where are my Five Guys?

  198. And I took that frog.

  199. I was like half paying attention to the conversation.

  200. Jeffrey, Terrence, Eli

  201. Ethan

  202. and

  203. Jack, there we go, that's five guys

  204. So many guys

  205. Take that baby, the rest are yours

  206. All in my bed

  207. And then I will

  208. After I'm done with this thing with

  209. Birdie, I will start

  210. preparing the lunch

  211. I never sent them

  212. pictures of my cat

  213. The lunch

  214. They'll only get one

  215. Genocide! Woo! Genocide! Woo!

  216. Bruh

  217. You're about to be moved over to my computer as soon as it turns on

  218. Okie doh

  219. No we're not

  220. Honey bunny

  221. You're so silly when you're controlling

  222. You should kill your mom.

  223. You should kill your mom.

  224. Who played that?

  225. I want to know who played that.

  226. You should kill your mom.

  227. This entire chat makes me feel like

  228. I'm back in high school.

  229. Oh, fuck.

  230. I love Bo Burnham.

  231. Yeah.

  232. I've re-watched

  233. and re-watched and re-watched

  234. all of his comedy specials.

  235. I haven't seen a single one.

  236. Bruh.

  237. Then how can you say

  238. you love Bo Burnham?

  239. That's my joints

  240. That's a sound they make

  241. That used to be my

  242. Entrance sound

  243. Mine was just

  244. Beans

  245. Beans

  246. But that one very specific

  247. Meme video where it's like

  248. Me and the boys at 3am

  249. Looking for beans

  250. what

  251. wait a minute

  252. you heard me

  253. you're still black

  254. what

  255. what did I hear about being black

  256. wait a minute

  257. I'm still black

  258. Jesus

  259. that's nice

  260. do I get a cookie

  261. what

  262. who wants a cookie

  263. i do i'd like a cookie

  264. come on if you're racist and you know we clap your hands

  265. oh you like that who's mommy's good boy crash no crash

  266. no don't no crash no

  267. i got this yesterday but you missed the message so i guess i got a second chance oh nice

  268. stream streak that's your

  269. redeem i'm still waiting to see my uh personal little idiot

  270. show up in the chat what are you waiting for uh my personal little

  271. idiot

  272. i'm going to strangle whoever just rickrolled us i think that was roomie

  273. i don't know who us is i don't have my head

  274. I thought so, but I didn't want to assume.

  275. Remy, Remy, Remy.

  276. Remy, do you love me?

  277. This feels like a loaded question, and I'm scared.

  278. Give me a second.

  279. I'll be right back.

  280. What's up, Lexi?

  281. Say that again?

  282. What's up?

  283. Not much.

  284. I'm talking to my friends.

  285. on stream, leave me alone.

  286. Damn.

  287. I'm picking on you.

  288. Leave me alone.

  289. I'm back.

  290. Would you mind getting me a drink?

  291. Everybody

  292. dance now.

  293. Huh?

  294. Everybody what now?

  295. Cause that sure as hell did not say dance.

  296. No the fuck it did not.

  297. I don't think I want to stream anymore.

  298. Did it not?

  299. I thought it said dance.

  300. No thank you.

  301. I just want you to know that my husband is the best

  302. and he adores me.

  303. Is this a trivia show

  304. where we all play with soundboards?

  305. My cup is on the coffee table, baby.

  306. Is everyone ready?

  307. I am gonna-

  308. No, we can't do that. We can't do that for a reason.

  309. I didn't know if we were waiting or not. That's why I was asking.

  310. I assume I'm ready. I have no idea.

  311. Yeah. Okay, we're ready?

  312. I'm very unprepared.

  313. Alright, welcome to the square trivia show episode two.

  314. Bye people.

  315. Oh, I forgot.

  316. forgot to put in the points board um so i will keep track of it myself

  317. that should be fine let

  318. me find my notebook keep track of it on your stream over there fuck did

  319. i put my fucking

  320. notebook i ate it my bed hey watch your fucking language

  321. watch your fucking language

  322. don't fucking swear in my fucking christian minecraft server

  323. fuck your christian minecraft server i ate it and this is why we're friends

  324. don't fucking swear no yeah i'm the one

  325. that swears

  326. maybe if you get full i am more than willing to take whatever

  327. you do not eat

  328. all right sorry who do we have we have

  329. me

  330. Robin you might want to move some stuff around off of your like stream

  331. overlay

  332. This is funnier

  333. Tell me this isn't funnier

  334. For the YouTube people if this gets uploaded to YouTube

  335. This is

  336. funnier

  337. No they don't

  338. Robin's currently doing a subathon

  339. Because I gifted 5 subs

  340. and that is a pen there we go all right so i need everyone to introduce themselves

  341. where can everybody find you

  342. um they can find me at my house if they have the address

  343. that's crazy i hope not

  344. my name is princess cat i can be found on twitch i can also be found

  345. on youtube but only one video

  346. so far more to come hopefully okay uh eagle

  347. oh crap um hi people my

  348. handle is blue eagle 384

  349. 3884 i can't say anything robin you're asking me too much both

  350. on

  351. youtube and twitch um channels both of them have kind of been dead in a while

  352. hopefully i'll get back to that soon hopefully uh

  353. definitely go subscribe to the youtube there

  354. is big projects coming up all right rumi

  355. yolo i'm rumi find me on youtube but i have like an

  356. absolute shit stream scheduled that's pretty

  357. much non-existent

  358. just like most of us uh chili yeah hey

  359. oh i'm chili you can find me literally nowhere

  360. and everywhere at the same time oh shit i

  361. have absolutely nothing on any platform

  362. you could have advertised uh mountain view rp but that works too

  363. always trying to get me to advertise it yeah

  364. anyway uh so i have everyone's names i will track everyone's points myself

  365. that's probably dangerous okay let's go to the next slide so the way

  366. this will work

  367. is okay i want you all to pick a single thing on your soundboards

  368. i don't have a soundboard on discord

  369. genocide whoa okay so who did that one was that eagle

  370. So, eagle is genocide word.

  371. How do I do soundboards?

  372. Uh, chili is women.

  373. There's an open soundboard button.

  374. Uh, Lexi is duck, and then Rumi.

  375. I should probably actually write this down.

  376. Eeny, meeny, miny.

  377. Oh, hi, Ray.

  378. I'm right here.

  379. Hi, Ray.

  380. you sound a little better

  381. you sound a little better

  382. are you now a contestant ray officially

  383. i am my brain is apparently still fucking booting up i'ma need you

  384. to rip

  385. Are you officially a contestant now, Rae?

  386. We're accepting drop-ins.

  387. I didn't hear what you said.

  388. I should not have joined the VC until I was done with this match.

  389. You can watch if you want. You don't have to, like, participate.

  390. But if you choose not to participate, you cannot participate.

  391. Thank you.

  392. Yeah, basically.

  393. Also, Robin, can I change my sound?

  394. What do you- I already wrote it down.

  395. Oh, okay.

  396. Forever your sound will be

  397. so sad.

  398. I was eating mozzarella

  399. stick, my bad.

  400. Okay, so I do need a decision now, Ray.

  401. Are you in or out?

  402. the trivia show you're a brat the trivia show i did

  403. not realize that that was happening i'm out

  404. anyway you can just ray will be co-host ray will just be there

  405. ray can help me if i get if i forget things all right um let's go to the next

  406. slide

  407. the rules uh what are rules between friends

  408. you

  409. there are no rules

  410. the main rule is

  411. I am god

  412. so whatever I say

  413. goes

  414. you say

  415. there will be a segment where you say

  416. where's kinger

  417. I am

  418. amenable to bribes though

  419. just putting that out there

  420. okay

  421. I was

  422. The new, the nail polishers that I own.

  423. So round one is multiple choice.

  424. If you have the answer,

  425. use your soundboard button.

  426. Use the soundboard you have chosen.

  427. I wish I could hot key it.

  428. Well, you know.

  429. Anyway.

  430. What is the largest...

  431. minute in our solar system a i didn't even

  432. finish but okay roomie

  433. jupiter jupiter is it i may have to change mine because that is not loud enough

  434. did i not hear it

  435. oh no um i couldn't hear it oh okay you can change it if you want

  436. there we go

  437. okay

  438. I

  439. horn

  440. okay

  441. is everyone ready for question two

  442. yes

  443. question two

  444. what element has the chemistry

  445. Lexi

  446. gold

  447. the answer is gold

  448. I'm so sorry

  449. I will let you

  450. answer from here on out no no no no this is fine can

  451. we at least like ask the full question though

  452. no if i read i click okay question

  453. three how many continents are there five

  454. okay so i heard gay first so roomie seven

  455. q

  456. There are seven.

  457. Yeah. Okay.

  458. Question four. What animal is known as the king of the jungle?

  459. That is correct. It is the lion.

  460. I want you to know that I can't even see the full full answer key. Give me one second. Um,

  461. I don't know.

  462. it's kind of annoying oh because i can see it hang

  463. on are you watching the discord stream or the

  464. regular stream the discord discord one it's why can't you i'm not having an

  465. issue with it

  466. because um because the the soundboard is in front of it oh yeah i just have

  467. i'm literally

  468. so i have the what's the capital of japan quick

  469. damn it i closed my uh tokyo

  470. It is, in fact, Tokyo.

  471. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  472. Oh, the font changed.

  473. Oh, there's an extra space between B and Kyoto.

  474. It was roomy.

  475. But, yeah, I just have it in a little pop -out so I can see it clearly and then just have the soundboard

  476. up without it blocking.

  477. How do I do the pop-out?

  478. Just go into, like, a chat for, yeah, just go into, like, a chat for a...

  479. server and it'll pop out into the corner of the screen all right are you ready for the next one

  480. welcome to the squared trivia show um so that was a practice round round

  481. one question one

  482. what is the largest planet in our solar system please press your buzzers to shout out the correct

  483. genocide

  484. uh eagle

  485. we already asked this question

  486. got that right you got the first

  487. answer right that's great

  488. the first answer

  489. of the entire show i feel robbed

  490. i got that one right okay

  491. question two

  492. what gas do planets absorb

  493. from the atmosphere

  494. plants or planets

  495. i am dyslexic

  496. eagle

  497. co2

  498. that is

  499. carol

  500. i mean i would have i i i would have preferred if you said carbon dioxide but i will accept

  501. co2 is not carbon dioxide is it it is dioxide

  502. means two oxygens one yeah it's co2

  503. what is the largest planet in our solar system

  504. good job

  505. lexi

  506. what is happening

  507. it's not trolled

  508. yeah it's jupiter

  509. question 4

  510. who painted the mona lisa

  511. leonardo da vinci

  512. i swear to god

  513. you almost said

  514. leonardo dicaprio

  515. i did i almost said leonardo

  516. dicaprio

  517. if you said leonardo dicaprio that would have been

  518. so funny what's up

  519. what's up on the birds

  520. Of course he was.

  521. And question five.

  522. What is the largest planet in our solar system?

  523. Genocide.

  524. It is Jupiter.

  525. What's wrong?

  526. Why is everyone giggling?

  527. Why does that say question four?

  528. Anyway, welcome to the squared trivia show.

  529. Episode two. I hope everyone's ready. Uh, is everyone ready?

  530. What is happening? Absolutely.

  531. Is everyone ready for question one?

  532. Yeah. Sure.

  533. Oh my god.

  534. What is-

  535. Genocide.

  536. Whoa! Mars.

  537. Mars? It is, in fact, Mars. Good job. Oh my god.

  538. I swear to fucking god, if the next question-

  539. is what planet is the biggest in the solar system?

  540. We're all jumping you, Robin. I hope you know it.

  541. Yeah, Robin, we're all showing up at your place.

  542. You gave me your address.

  543. I'm having so much fun.

  544. What is the capital of Japan?

  545. Oh my god. Genocide.

  546. Whoa! Um, Remy.

  547. Aww. That wasn't me.

  548. I didn't even hear gay. Oh no, uh, fucking Lexi.

  549. I need to play this now. Tokyo!

  550. It is, in fact, Tokyo.

  551. I feel so rough right now.

  552. I almost put a 1 in Rumi's color.

  553. Which one of these is not a planet?

  554. Genocide.

  555. Australia.

  556. Australia, mate.

  557. It is, in fact, Australia.

  558. I think my response was also right.

  559. Which is burp.

  560. No, you named a gas planet.

  561. A burp?

  562. what is the capital of japan genocide

  563. i didn't get to the options uh but there was no options uh

  564. eagle

  565. it is in fact tokyo the i can win by just killing all the

  566. other contestants all right

  567. question five what is the capital of japan

  568. i threw me hmm i think i'll i i this is hard i think i'll go

  569. with

  570. With C.

  571. C?

  572. I'm sorry, but it's D.

  573. What the fuck?

  574. No points for that one, unfortunately.

  575. We're gonna kill our host.

  576. I can give you their address.

  577. That's how I'm gonna bribe Robin.

  578. I will dox you, Robin.

  579. Make me win.

  580. oh fucking hell

  581. that was so mean of me

  582. I loved it

  583. I mean I'm doing this perfectly

  584. what do you mean

  585. welcome to the square trivia show

  586. we're about to enter round one

  587. is everyone ready

  588. absolutely

  589. my name is Princess Kat

  590. my name is Eagle

  591. I'm chilly

  592. I'm a shrimp

  593. Yeah

  594. Okay

  595. No need to be crabby

  596. I eat crabs

  597. I'm gonna curl myself I swear to god

  598. Okay question one

  599. What country is the capital

  600. That contains the city of Paris

  601. I don't know what I heard first

  602. that was totally gay genocide whoa we'll go genocide woo what is

  603. it eagle

  604. france it is in fact france i'm pretty sure there is actually another country

  605. that yeah there is

  606. there is yeah actually no uh canada canada canada

  607. has paris canada ontario vegas is a country

  608. no okay ontario canada in canada we have

  609. We have a Paris. We do have a Paris.

  610. There's also a Paris, Texas.

  611. In America, we have a Paris.

  612. We have two, actually.

  613. Hang on, hang on, hang on.

  614. I've gotta Google something now.

  615. There is a Paris, Texas, and a Paris, Kentucky.

  616. I still can't get over the fact that Eagles said

  617. Vegas is a country.

  618. Wait, what?

  619. Cause, cause, cause Robin was like,

  620. I think there's another country, and then

  621. He goes like, yeah, Vegas.

  622. That's a fucking city.

  623. At least last I checked, it was a city.

  624. I mean, they act like they're a fucking country.

  625. There are about 23 places in the United States known as Paris.

  626. Locations such as Texas, Tennessee, and Kentucky.

  627. Damn, we got a lot of fucking people.

  628. That was right, about two of them.

  629. This is what happens when you separate from...

  630. the british you become french all right are we ready for question i don't want to become a twink

  631. yes i'm ready question two what country contains the city of paris

  632. that was a lot lexi i'm gonna go with

  633. b france b france it is actually b france oh wow

  634. question three which one of these is a mammoth

  635. I heard gay first, Rumi.

  636. It is, in fact, the dolphin.

  637. Wait, the others aren't mammals?

  638. Question four.

  639. What color is the sky on a clear jet?

  640. Uh, Lexi.

  641. Well, technically, it could be all three, A, B, and C. I'm gonna go with B.

  642. It is, in fact, B.

  643. Good job. Question 5.

  644. What is 2 plus 2?

  645. Uh, Eagle.

  646. It is 4. Good job.

  647. I swear to fucking god, if it was going to be 5,

  648. I would have crashed out.

  649. I was very tempted to make it Jupiter.

  650. I was going to say Jupiter.

  651. Yeah, I was going to, like, know Robin,

  652. and they'd fucking put Jupiter in.

  653. Alright. Welcome to the Squared Trivia Show,

  654. episode 2. Is everyone ready to start?

  655. Yeah!

  656. What am I listening to?

  657. I have no idea.

  658. Okay.

  659. You're listening to me letting my dog back him up.

  660. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!

  661. Uh, Remy.

  662. It is actually Mars.

  663. The fuck it is!

  664. I will beat your ass!

  665. It is not. This host is a liar and a fraud. I will call Neil deGrasse

  666. Tyson right now.

  667. It is unfortunately Mars, Rumi. You are incorrect.

  668. Mars, since the last question - Rumi, since the last question, Mars

  669. has grown.

  670. Yeah, it's gonna grow and I shove it down your fucking gullet.

  671. The capital of Japan is Mars? It's actually-

  672. I thought a Kyoto instead of Tokyo, which is funny,

  673. and then I went for Mars as a joke answer

  674. I mean, it's it's still the same city. It's just different time period

  675. Eeny meeny miny is a D.

  676. D, H.J. Wells.

  677. It's actually George Orwell.

  678. No, it's George Orwell.

  679. Have you read 1984? You should.

  680. No, I don't read old people books.

  681. George Orwell wrote Animal Farm.

  682. Never heard of it.

  683. Uh, question four.

  684. Which one of these is a mammal?

  685. Uh, eagle.

  686. It is in fact a shark.

  687. No the fuck.

  688. Ha ha ha ha.

  689. so what is happening i feel i have no idea which element

  690. has a chemical symbol

  691. i heard lexi

  692. we're just not even letting you read the thing we're reading it ourselves

  693. chili is not being heard is iron yeah i'm not oh

  694. are you are you do do you want to change your

  695. I gave up on using it

  696. because every other

  697. sound was dropping it.

  698. And I've been too busy

  699. laughing my ass off over here

  700. to even hear you.

  701. Fair enough.

  702. Welcome to the Squid Trivia Show.

  703. Is everyone ready?

  704. Yeah.

  705. Hi, people. I'm Eagle.

  706. I'm Chili.

  707. okay welcome to the square trivia show episode two is everyone ready yeah

  708. yeah

  709. rumi didn't know what she was getting episode two everyone ready jupiter

  710. broadcasting from andromeda

  711. okay welcome to the square trivia show is everyone ready

  712. why did it get more disgusting

  713. yeah i'm ready why did it get more disgusting is crazy all right we're about to

  714. go to episode one

  715. uh fucking uh we're going backwards now

  716. uh welcome to the square trivia show episode two is everyone ready yeah

  717. women

  718. FILTH! FILTH!

  719. Thanks for playing. I sort of forgot. What was everyone's point?

  720. Well, how many points did everyone have?

  721. EMOTIONAL DAMMIT!

  722. Oh, uh, Lexi, you had infinity points. I think that means you've won the show.

  723. I got infinity times two.

  724. Rob, then I have your address.

  725. So...

  726. Can you guess the premise of this episode?

  727. You had nothing planned.

  728. That's what I guess.

  729. No, no, no, I think I know, I think I know, I think I know.

  730. What is it?

  731. No, no, I think, I think I know, I think I know.

  732. You know what I think it is?

  733. I think it's Jupiter.

  734. No, it's clearly Tokyo.

  735. Actually, it was Kyoto.

  736. No, the premise was...

  737. trivia show but host has

  738. I don't know memory loss

  739. or brain damage

  740. oh my god

  741. you mean

  742. trivia show but the host is Robin

  743. yeah

  744. see I don't have memory loss I have ADHD

  745. there's a difference

  746. no no no no you have memory loss

  747. but yeah so we'll declare

  748. we'll declare Lexi the winner

  749. I think in terms of Robin I have your ad

  750. In terms of raw points, Lexi would have been

  751. the winner anyway, so

  752. Robin, I'm gonna

  753. copy-paste your address into chat

  754. You better make me win

  755. I am amenable to bribes

  756. by the way

  757. I mean, I have snacks

  758. Give me a cheese stick

  759. You'll give me a cheese stick?

  760. Yeah

  761. I'll share half of my snacks with you

  762. Robin, I'll give five subs.

  763. Five subs?

  764. I'll send you bathing suit pictures.

  765. I'm gay.

  766. I'm gay, so that means...

  767. They're going to be posted on my Facebook anyways.

  768. Yeah, I'm gay, so that means like nothing to me.

  769. So, okay, so we're going at five subs.

  770. Five subs going once.

  771. Five subs going twice.

  772. Five subs sold to Blue Eagle whatever the...

  773. fuck the number combination was the winner of today's episode is eagle give

  774. the five subs

  775. well i'm gonna have to gift it through my phone because apparently twitch on

  776. on my computer won't allow me to gift subs

  777. hurry up with the five subs

  778. how much time do i have to give the sub five before somebody else four

  779. Oh, Lexi.

  780. So I think Lexi was the winner.

  781. However, if a certain someone gives 10 gift subs.

  782. Eli got the sub.

  783. Oh, fucking hell.

  784. Which is somewhere in the person gifted subs.

  785. You know what's funny?

  786. Eli, rat, blue, void, deviate, Alexi.

  787. What the fuck is happening in the chat right now?

  788. You know what's funny?

  789. We now have 35% off five plus gifted subs.

  790. We already had.

  791. Lexi's five subs did that.

  792. Exclusively during the hype train, though.

  793. So if people keep gifting, they'll get...

  794. That's fucking crazy.

  795. What is happening?

  796. I now need to explain to my husband

  797. why $50 is missing from our account.

  798. Oh my god.

  799. So who won, Robin?

  800. I think the winner is Eagle.

  801. But if someone gifs...

  802. it's me by power of uh if someone gives more subs you know

  803. i think um i mean maybe i'm too broke to

  804. change it it's pretty much just a battle in between

  805. me and lexi i got 25 cents to my name

  806. oh gosh i seed you seed oh no

  807. yeah i love how we've gifted so many subs that it's still i still haven't started

  808. fishing

  809. i see you i see mother

  810. did mother get one yeah yeah mother caught a branch

  811. a branch oh it wasn't void

  812. oh wait never mind yeah i think we don't

  813. check out your goal right

  814. have um pretty much the whole sheep screw got it yeah

  815. basically so far what do you mean you don't

  816. know have gifted about 27 subs to the channel in total yeah

  817. and i feel like i'm pretty sure we

  818. should have hit my um sub goal by now hang on uh we've gone

  819. over it it's still at 10 yeah

  820. oh is it only does it not count gifted

  821. you

  822. i think the second no no no it counts gifted it just doesn't automatically

  823. get changed

  824. 24 out of 10 but yeah twitch twitch

  825. got cranky with me uh for music so

  826. we're not gonna be doing

  827. um songify anymore oh

  828. man i know why not use a play

  829. no copyrights on music.

  830. Oh, I will be, but I can't

  831. use Songify for that.

  832. Ah. Oh, I see.

  833. So the only goal we haven't achieved yet is the follower goal.

  834. We need nine more followers for that.

  835. But today was fun.

  836. Did you guys have fun?

  837. That was a lot quicker than I thought it would be.

  838. I feel like I had at least

  839. two aneurysms at the same time.

  840. You weren't following, Lexi?

  841. I am.

  842. Followed and re-followed.

  843. That doesn't increase the timer.

  844. That doesn't increase the thing.

  845. Did you just...

  846. I know, but it made me giggle.

  847. You just wanted to be on screen, didn't you?

  848. I love how...

  849. Can I do that, too?

  850. I love how you only get 19 gold for catching fucking calamar.

  851. Like, look how big...

  852. It's a common calamar.

  853. Look how big the dude is, and you only get 19...

  854. gold for that it's because it's common like my beautiful

  855. sunfish i think the hype train

  856. broke my twitch on my end i can't do anything anymore

  857. i can't even cheer bits that i already purchased restart twitch you'll have to you might have to

  858. restart twitch oh this is crazy this is so

  859. funny to me there is so much happening

  860. you

  861. I might have to actually cheer from another device you scared the shit

  862. out of me you're welcome

  863. oh I found the perfect button for me

  864. oh you like that who's mommy's good boy

  865. i think

  866. twitch no longer wants me to gift anything like i am so i no

  867. matter the amount

  868. refreshes I can't cheer anymore anyway we've got the red

  869. card emoji now I think

  870. I broke my twitch I've never gifted that many subs and no twitch is like no

  871. aren't those expensive too or something anyway the subs yeah

  872. gifted subs it was

  873. like $55

  874. oh oh i thought because because of the 35 percent

  875. the 35 discount was applied

  876. um it's around 69 dollars without the discount

  877. he said

  878. the number 69

  879. yeah she said the funny number burger king the funny number

  880. What did you just say?

  881. Don't worry, man.

  882. So, Robin, what are we doing now?

  883. Do you guys want to play a game?

  884. I'm already kind of locked into a race right now.

  885. Well, I was just thinking.

  886. Robin, you should mod Celeste so we can play multi.

  887. player oh god no i i don't know and then we'll play strawberry jam

  888. hang on my my fucking my headphone cable is stuck underneath

  889. my chair hang on

  890. how fucking long is your headphone cable yes do you have a

  891. headphone cable

  892. yes it happens to me at work all the time too

  893. those cables get everywhere and anywhere oh i know it's crazy

  894. mine mine tends to get hooked on the the little feet thing to like adjust

  895. the height

  896. okay i have shared the clip so that you can put it on your youtube yay

  897. you mean the one that's three asterisks

  898. twitch doesn't let you uh links in my chat but um yeah send

  899. it through the gms yeah jesus

  900. why does twitch hate you

  901. I don't know it it's I think it's just Robin's

  902. security automod stuff

  903. so I get trophy question mark eventually once

  904. after I get in I guess I paid for the trophy

  905. the trophy is like

  906. what what type of trophy are you huh

  907. it's a trophy it's

  908. a trophy trophy like a

  909. metal i was expecting like i was expecting like a plastic dollarama

  910. thing no an

  911. actual trophy dollarama is dollarama like a dollar tree yeah

  912. it's a canadian

  913. store but yeah it's

  914. much a dollar tree i think we have that now you have a dollar tree

  915. you guys have dollar tree

  916. money grows on trees so

  917. um robin

  918. um i'm expecting uh a

  919. lot

  920. I'm not expecting, I'm not expecting, no one takes this out of the context.

  921. Whoa, you're expecting?

  922. Robin, how far along is it?

  923. I didn't know you got the surgery to get a uterus.

  924. Robin, if that was the case, I probably wouldn't be where I am right now because of sickness.

  925. Because if I did, if I were able to get a uterus transplant, I'd have to be on

  926. immunosuppression for the...

  927. rest of my life and like please that means that my immune system is gone please please

  928. correct me

  929. if this question is technically transphobic but would that be considered mpreg

  930. or does that only

  931. count for trans males that's crazy it only counts for trans

  932. men okay at least in my opinion but um

  933. the thing is there's yeah there's

  934. you can technically do a uterus transplant like it is possible

  935. medically to do it now

  936. there's a whole ethics part of whose child is it if you are to

  937. have a kid with someone else's uterus

  938. yeah because the ovary is still the

  939. person that had it at first huh like the dna code and everything

  940. assume if it's put into

  941. your body, and you're the one giving birth, it's therefore yours?

  942. Genetic- Genetically, it would be the other person.

  943. Genetically, it's not.

  944. Genetically, it would be, they belong to the donor.

  945. Where do you get the egg from?

  946. But then, like, it comes with the uterus.

  947. Does it?

  948. Because the uterus-

  949. Because the uterus is not the ovaries.

  950. No, I-

  951. The uterus is just the uterus.

  952. Lexi I'm saying more in the case that the ovaries come with it to like the whole the

  953. whole shebang yeah

  954. And even then yeah most likely

  955. Maybe the ovaries don't make it or whatever. There's a lot of complications that can come with it

  956. And then yeah IVF is a thing so the

  957. i don't know what the fuck you're talking about

  958. guess like gatekeep girl boss

  959. this is crazy

  960. zach just called me to ask what the fuck he was hearing

  961. well i mean it makes sense i'd probably be very confused too

  962. yeah

  963. but anyhow probably the most most normal conversation i've ever had

  964. this is a normal

  965. conversation i mean you've got you're with me i mean you've got three trans

  966. femmes in here

  967. oh my god it's gonna be a topic at some point oh my god do you guys wanna voice

  968. at a uh visual

  969. novel with me oh actually yeah i would

  970. love to

  971. finally get into that stuff i've been thinking about voice acting

  972. interesting

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Episode 2 of the Squared Game Show brings together Lexy, Eagle, Rumi and Chili for a general knowledge quiz hosted by Robin². With Discord soundboards serving as buzzers, the contestants compete to answer questions, often before the host can finish reading them. What starts as straightforward trivia quickly becomes suspicious: familiar questions keep returning, rounds seem to restart, and the “correct” answers become increasingly questionable. Between running jokes about Jupiter, baffled contestants and a host openly accepting bribes, the competition becomes a chaotic test of patience as much as knowledge. Even deciding who wins proves far from straightforward.

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