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Okay, okay, okay, we are back. Let me just turn off that.
So, welcome to the game show. Oh, I should probably go to the game show screen.
Welcome to the game show today, chat.
First off, we're going to introduce our contestants.
First off, we have Blue Barracuda.
Are you going to unmute?
There we go
Feel free to
I should probably make sure I have Discord
Feel free to introduce yourself, Blue
Hi, I'm Blue
Or Mary
Whichever you have heard me be called before
Robin's best friend
Even though they're a bit of a brat
One of them
Okay
Next we have
uh eagle um
hi i'm eagle um that one girl from canada who's still frozen
and i'm also uh robin's nemesis nemesis
okay and now we have rat
hey wall i use the rat
um i am a i am one of the local chaos gremlins here um
and i am robin hmm perfect all right you
can all unmute now uh honestly i thought i thought you were just gonna end with hi i is the
rat and
then just nothing i was very tempted blue
you can you can unmute there we go all right so
It's really awkward for me because I'm cleaning, so I'm like, I'm just cleaning the things.
All right.
All right.
So first of all, let's go through the categories.
We have Unserious History.
That is basically different events from history
that aren't serious.
And then we have Five Nights at Freddy's.
I think we should all know what Five Nights at Freddy's is at this point.
then there's
Minecraft
if you don't know what Minecraft is
I don't know what to do
about that
what rock have you been living under for the last
15 years
apparently my rock
I totally don't know what Minecraft is
at that point
just get cultured
Jesus Christ
all right and then we have and then we have we have space so that'll just be random
facts about
our universe um uh and space codes saying space
what
portal two reference robin oh i i i i i as soon as blue
was like space i was like oh yeah okay
yeah i get it is that still your like profile picture on steam yeah fair
enough
And then...
No?
No, it's the, uh...
I think it's the eye from, uh...
From Terraria now.
And then our last category is Pokemon.
Which, again, if you don't know what that is,
what rock have you been living under?
don't you start
I know what it is but like not enough
to problem the question
okay
so let's go
through the rules
that's the literal next
slide so let me just
do you know what Jeopardy is
this isn't that
but you
can win you can surely win
the rules do exist
but I'm not telling you what they are
and I'm keeping them in my head
also you have to find John
that is your most important thing
right now, find John
keep him happy
and don't let him die
I did see when looking through
the panel reviews that one of them
was feed John
yes
anyway, so
um
The winner will have the most money at the end, plus some other variables I'm
not going to go over, so that you guys can't accidentally cheat.
And now we're going to go through the audience interaction.
So you guys can, for example, using your channel points, you can
give a contestant $100.
That gives them more points in the game.
You can feed John, which makes John happy, and we want John
to be happy.
You can force a spin of the wheel.
We'll get into what the wheel is in a moment.
And you can give a contestant $1 ,000, which, again, that just
gives the player more points.
Speaking of points, this is our points screen.
This will be...
B, I just realized it's not made for this, these overlays.
So the points screen is where you will see, like,
the player's points, all their money,
John's favor, and their inventory.
As a note, unfortunately, Ray couldn't make it
to the actual stream, just reasons.
So their profile picture is being used for Blue Barracket.
um anyway so on to the wheel so the wheel
is interesting so this is called the the wheel
uh it allows uh when it's spun
the player can lose money swap scores with another player
uh chat will get to choose that uh john can die very
very low chance obviously
you
Pay everyone else, pay everyone else $100,
spin again, because what sort of wheel would
it be if I didn't force you to spin it a second time?
Give everyone $100, everyone can die, and then all they can lose a
turn.
So, you know, basically, don't fail.
Get down.
What?
oh there's a cat on the bird cage all right so now our
board so what i want you three to do
is actually you know what screw it i'm gonna grab a d6 where is a d6
well we will decide
who gets to go first i have a d6 it's
it glows so i didn't decide your numbers so blue
is one to two
uh rat is three to four and eagle is five to six it is a that
hit my mouse so that doesn't count
it is a six so it is who did i say was five to six okay so
we'll go eagle and then rat and then
blue barracuda so can i just can i just
say that like i am absolutely hating the fact that the
numbers aren't in like
growing order or whatever.
Yeah, I noticed that too.
Anyway, Eagle,
pick your category and your price.
If you,
if you win,
like, if you get the answer right,
you will earn the money for that category
or for that option, I guess.
Strategically, I should go for Minecraft.
Let's start just easy, 690.
690?
oh i meant to click what was the first mob added to the game
steve
actually it was the pig
uh robin i'm sorry but back in the alpha versions you were able to press j and
spawn steve before
the pig was even added it wasn't called it wasn't called steve it was
called the human
do i
Did I actually do one wrong? Hang on. I
got one wrong. You know what? You know what?
I am nothing if not good. I will give you the points for that.
I'm nothing if not good is crazy. So that'd be worth one.
I don't know my math. What is what is what
is my math? Do I have my calculator still?
I have a calculator. There's my calculator.
It's 1190.
Let me let me do it on my calculator. 1190. Ah,
there we go. So now if we go back to points.
will see you now have 1190 so next is rat which one would
you like to do
let's do let's do the 690 for pokemon 690
for pokemon for pokemon what pokemon evolves into
charizard uh it would be charmeleon and then the oblige of charmeleon
and then come in but i'd like to be a better third
Charmeleon is Charmeleon. So, it's all one.
You are correct. It is Charmeleon.
Yeah.
I'm assuming the challenge thing is if someone
challenges it.
Yeah, you can challenge
the answer I give.
Like I did?
Ah! No!
Don't! No! Fuck you!
Oh, hi, John.
I did a stupid.
Okay.
Blue Barricader, it is now your turn.
Let's do FNAF for a thousand.
FNAF for a thousand.
What is the crying child?
In what context?
Just answer the question.
In what context?
Just answer the question.
The crying child is...
Frank.
Actually, he's dead.
You can't tell me that's not perfect, though.
It's fine, it's fine, Blue.
I would have gotten Markiplier.
You would have what?
I would have said Markiplier.
Why would you have said Markiplier?
liar. Because I have no clue what FNAF is. Like, I have no
clue what goes on in the FNAF.
The... Okay. So, yeah.
Because he answered the... I accidentally did
the wrong one.
Because he answered the $1 ,000 question. He didn't
answer it.
Oh no, you got it wrong, that's right.
And that means,
that means,
you get to spin the wheel.
Hang on.
Let me enable that.
Imagine Blue gets Chondice.
Alright, are you ready?
Are you ready, Blue?
Sure.
let's see let's see what is it what did you get oh that
was so close
okay so now you now you have to swap scores with one
other person
you don't get to choose who that is chat does so
all right ray
a hole
I think something that Robin had mentioned earlier is we're not allowed to, like, interact with
the actual game.
And, like, we're not allowed to use any of the redeems for it.
So I assume we wouldn't be able to do any of the polls.
So essentially, Ray is deciding if the points get swapped.
If Ray's still there, Ray is deciding.
If Ray, if, if, if it doesn't end up being decided by...
the time it ends, I will decide.
No, let Eli choose.
Don't let... No. I'll decide.
Actually, you know, no, I'll do a
coin flip, so it's fair.
Why would I
let you
do your own coin, Rat?
Yeah, actually, I'm going to do the coin.
I'll...
Okay, I'll get you...
YouTube. I'll get Google to do it.
I literally just turned on my Google
Home for that.
I mean,
it's always when I just turned on the microphone.
Alright. Rat call it.
Okay. Hey, Google.
Flip a coin.
It's Tails!
It landed on Tails.
Yeah, okay. Shut up.
So, that means that poor
Eagle's points go to Blue Barracuda.
The only points I'm ever going to be able to get!
oh no i'm sorry
all right and now we're wrapping back around to eagle uh pick
a topic
pick a topic and a money i i should recommend that you guys go with minecraft
just i rec i just recommend it
just because you said that i'm going for unseared
history for 420. All right. All right. Which war,
often called the shortest in recorded history,
lasted between 38 and 45 minutes? Isn't
it Australia's war against, um, like,
no, not kangaroos, uh, ostriches? That lasted for like three
or four days.
It was actually the ang-
Anglo-Zanzibar
War.
But that means Eagle
has to now.
Yes.
Watch out, Blue. I'm coming for you.
Okay, I'm honestly wondering what those
things on the bottom are. The JS shop.
Those, so...
Ah, I forgot about the shop. So
JS is... JS totally means
JavaScript. Yeah.
Javascript, it's fine. Let's see what Eagle has to do.
Oh my god. That's funny. That's, that's so funny.
We can't see the wheel on our end, so we're delayed because we're watching through the-
Oh, it's gone again!
Maybe turn down the chances to spin again.
No, because this is funnier.
I can watch the next thing be spin again.
Can you imagine?
Alright.
Okay.
No way.
Call it. Heads or tails?
Oh, no, wait.
The mic's back on.
Hang on. Wait, no, hang on. One of those guys should be calling it.
Right, call it. Heads or tails?
Heads or tails.
Hey, Google.
Flip a coin.
Let's see.
It is heads.
You got heads.
coming for you taking your points back
okay
uh rat uh let's do pokemon
for a thousand pokemon for a thousand if you guys don't
go through minecraft i'm gonna be upset
What is Vaporeon?
Oh, is it going to be the fucking copypasta?
What's Vaporeon?
Yeah, water type evolution for Eevee.
In terms of male, human, male, male, human, female Pokemon
breeding,
Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokemon for humans.
Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly compromised of mammals,
Vaporeon are an average of...
3 feet
3 inches tall
and 63.9 pounds
I actually didn't know that
also we are going to
we are going to
we are going to run out of time
if we go through the rest of it
so I'm just
I'm just going to go back
I fucking knew it was going to be
I fucking knew it was going to be the
floor of that roster
I also just realized that I left the wheel open and
I'm pretty sure you guys mentioned it.
They both mentioned it like two or three times each.
So now you lose 200 points.
Let me actually...
turn off the wheel this time that's
why it's so funny all right all right blue
Because that's the only thing I know
I do know that copypasta
But not to the point where I can recite it
If you
Honestly though, if you had only said the copypasta
I would have just kept
I would have been fine with that
So, you know
Anyway, Blue, it's your turn
Minecraft for 420
Minecraft for 420?
What was the game originally called?
Ruby Dog
what no it's called cave game
ah yeah you know i kind of wish we we had the option of like
ruby dunn was the original version
the cave game was the original game that they were going to make before
not start cave game and then a big game yeah
so the the cobblestone the original cobblestone texture was stolen
well stolen taken from the game uh blue mentioned
by
Uh, no, originally Minecraft was called Cave Game.
Also, this is John. Protect John. He's important.
Ah, that's where John is.
Yes.
Um, no. John can die.
So we now have John. John is important. Firstly, Blue,
you get to spin the wheel.
I should probably put that up on stream.
Watch John die immediately
Can you imagine?
John, finally makes an appearance, immediately dies
Oh my fucking god
That was so cool
Holy shit
I'm psychic, I'm telling you
I thought it was going to land on it, I'm being totally honest.
The mic's back on.
Alright, eagle call it.
Tails.
Hey Google, flip a coin.
It's tails.
The mic's off.
So that means...
You called Tails, right?
You called Tails, right?
Yeah, you know what happened?
I've been stupidly lucky with the coin flips.
It's crazy, to be totally honest.
And now we have John.
So, because Blue got the question wrong, he does not get John.
But, one of you guys do.
I get bonus points for, like, putting...
fun facts about minecraft all the time no you know
actually actually for that uh you lose 100 points
perfect i'll just steal blue's points again so
i am going to give john to rat because i don't trust eagle and
now we're at the start of the round um
I made the mistake by not showing you guys
the shop earlier, but now you get to see
the shop.
So, we will take it in turns.
Each one of you gets to buy one thing.
Well, you can buy one thing if you want to buy one thing.
Can I just get a gold star?
Can I just get a gold star?
Says Robin's favorite.
And you can't buy it.
You can.
Eagle can't.
so the the options so the options here are robin's fave
uh it lasts for three turns
robin favors you in various situations you also get one free wish which
is in quotation marks by
the way uh then we've got john feed it's a consumable
and it's stackable so uh as a
consumable as soon as you use it it's used uh it heals john
but it has a 1% chance to harm
and then we have
the audience poll, it is another
consumable, it is not stackable
chat chooses the answer and chat
can choose whether to be nice or not
then it's a
forced guess, it's a consumable, you can force
another player to answer your
question, if they get
it wrong uh that player loses points and they spin
the wheel and then the last one double
down
which is another consumable if your next answer is correct your money
is doubled but if it is wrong
you lose double your money no uh
hang on yeah the reward the reward i just realized it
Yeah, the reward.
I just realized that should be there.
What was I saying?
Eagle, do you want to buy anything?
Thing is, Robin, okay?
I could buy the double down, okay?
And I could definitely get a lot of points for answering a Minecraft question.
But I feel like the 11, not the 11, I'm fine.
The $1,000 question is somehow rigged.
It could be.
In the way that, like, it's the most in -piss, like, un -thought
-of mechanic of the game.
It could be.
And I know a lot of mechanics.
I feel like Robin found the one mechanic.
that i might not know and it's like the simplest it it it it absolutely
could be
but it's also probably not i mean wait who's i'm next to like
answer a question right yes
you're next to answer a question and you're currently uh seeing if you want to buy anything
screw it i'm taking the double down taking the double down all right uh rat
do you want to buy
John feed.
John feed?
Yeah.
Just.
And that's 50.
Feed the John.
And now, Blue Barracuda, do you want to buy anything?
Blue?
Do you want to buy anything?
Screw it, double down
If I can buy it
Yeah
Now I have to take away 400
Eagle's on 0
Yeah, no, I already did that
Blue's on 500
They're on 900
No, they were on 1190
So you guys have all your
items now. You can use them at the start of your turn. And so
we have now back to the
top of the turn order, Eagle. I'm using double
down now. Double down? You're using a double
down? Double down has been consumed.
All right. Which question? Minecraft for
a thousand.
for a thousand what mob is summoned by placing with a skeleton skulls
uh skulls on soul sand
it's the wither it is the wither okay yeah yeah it is okay
i was so scared it was a trick question
you didn't mention the shape of the soul sand so i was like
maybe it just spawns nothing because it's not the right shape like i was so
Why is it that for both FNAF and Pokemon, the
1000 was bullshit answers, but for Minecraft,
it is the simplest answer.
Anyway, so, um, Rat, which, which, which question?
Okay, let's go for FNAF with, uh, 16.
uh which animatronic caused the bite of 87 it
hasn't actually been
confirmed
no no no no yeah it
hasn't it hasn't been confirmed yes i know but the it actually
has
been confirmed. So that is
a spin. I don't know why I said it like
that. That was really
weird. That is a spin. Oh, whoa. Let's see what you get,
right? Hopefully it's not another
swap scores. God fucking death. Why? Why?
Why?
I kind of want to see what happens when John dies.
I don't, I have John.
So you pay everyone else a hundred dollars.
That was so close to being John dies.
So everyone else gets a hundred of your dollars.
Can you go in debt?
this game? Yes.
Jon has something to say, right?
No, I didn't mean to do that.
Anyway.
You're crushing the competition.
Shit.
Jon wants to
say something, guys.
Jon says hi.
Oh, John says hi.
Hi, John.
Blue Barracuda, it is your turn.
Let's do space for a thousand.
Space for a thousand?
What is the best planet?
Oh, no.
Is this a trick question?
Just answer the question.
What is the best planet?
Pluto, obviously
Pluto, you will take
Pluto's designation as a planet
Out of my cold, dead hands
I will literally commit severe war crimes
To protect my child
Fuck you, Neil deGrasse Tyson
Damn straight
Blue, you're crazy
I was totally about to see your mom
But okay
Wait, what were you that
you could have totally used your double down then blue
dude i was gonna be really pissed if it wasn't pluto
so we are back to the top of the turn order uh does anyone want to go to the
shop
not me
uh you guys shop no no i'm
gonna assume blue silence as a no all right eagle sorry i'm
eating
okay so so i'm guessing it's a no then uh all right eagle what
do you want to do which question
let's remove the pokemon for a 150 pokemon 150
what type is charizard charizard's a fire type a
fire and dragon type that's wrong
it's fire flying fire charizard is a fire flying
type you are correct so how this
okay so how this is gonna work is rat gets 300
and eagle you
spin the wheel. So first let's- But I had half the question right.
No you didn't. They did say it was fire.
Yeah but that doesn't count unfortunately. I want the full quest.
I want the full answer. How does half
a wheel spin even work?
Huh? So I get like 50% off of whatever like the wheel says.
No.
I'm not generous.
Oh, no, you have to give everyone else a hundred dollars.
Did I have to respond to a message? Yes, you get your 100 pack.
That's 1140. That's 1990.
All right, and now we are on Blue Barracuda.
uh -huh oh wait shit i did skip your turn no we're
on right sorry
uh at first i would like to use uh the john feed you want to feed john yes
okay
i'd like to feed john
john has been fed
hang on hang on hang on
Hey Google
Give me a number between 1 and 100
If it's a 1
It's a failure
It's an 8
No I use Google
It's an 8
So John has been healed
You gain
50 favor
You gain 50 John favor
Holy
You gain 50 John favor
why do i feel like the money is useless and we need to get all of john's favor
anyway um what question i'm right let's
do pokemon 420. pokemon 420 okay
uh what was the first pokemon there are four technically because
rydon was the first pokemon
to be created bulbasaur is the first one the pokedex arceus is the creator of all pokemon
so which one's your answer
all four of them nope um it really depends on the context of the question
so you can really fuck me over here i'm gonna say rydon
rydon was the first pokemon designed by game freak so yeah you got it right
that's crazy you get 420 points
yeah no um you got it you got
every timeline correct every possible
timeline all right and now it is actually blue barracuda's
turn
so i want to double down yep on space for
690. double down space 690.
what is the
boundary that marks the point around
a black hole that nothing, not even
light, can escape.
The event horizon.
It is the event
horizon!
Crazy.
That is 690 points.
I'm a space kid.
No, it's more than 690
because you used a double down.
Yeah, it is.
690 times 2.
380.
so yeah 1380 so now we do 90
plus 1380 that is 3370
points
i think i have a question to fail here
i should actually keep my calculator on now that i think about it um
okay we
had we do have a 30 minute ad break uh 30 uh jesus a three minute
ad break in about 20 minutes
so what will happen is once that starts uh
we will mission time yeah we'll be on intermission
uh first would anyone like to go to the shop yes yes
what would you like to buy right
you want more john feed you can buy multiple
items by the way John feed and double
down so that's 50 and then 400 so
now
YouTube would you guys like to buy anything
can I buy multiples of items ah only if they're stackable is
the
down stackable the double down is not stackable yes
uh you could give me a double down you can
get multiple items by the way uh you
good uh double down and uh robin fave star and a robin's
fave hey how much was that 450. i see what you're doing
here blue
uh but you can only use um one item
per turn yeah you use one item per turn
all right we'll go back to the point screen real quick so you guys can see a current update of
where everyone is and now eagle
what would you like to pick where would you like to go
and would you like to use an item well i don't have any items
so that would be stupid.
I'm still going to ask anyway.
I'm going to go for Five Nights at Freddy's for 4.20.
Five Nights at Freddy's, 4.20.
What is the bite of 87?
Markiplier.
What the fuck?
No, it is an incident when an animatronic bit...
the crying child's head off.
No, you got that wrong.
Yeah, exactly.
That is fake.
The Bite of 87 was an incident when an animatronic
bit into a person's head,
causing them to lose their frontal lobe.
I did my fucking research, motherfuckers.
I don't know FNAF lore.
Wait, did I just...
I think I just stole both of Eagle's
points from the past around.
I'm going to be like, no, that's...
You get 420 points for that.
Let's go back to the points screen.
So that's 530.
1530.
All right, Eagle.
You got the wheel.
Spin the wheel.
Spin the wheel.
Spin the wheel.
Spin the wheel.
okay i swear i'm gonna get the spin again all the time
it's really funny though every time i think it's selected
all right we're swapping scores
okay blue barracuda heads or tails
The mic's back on
I'm gonna say heads
Hey Google
Flip a coin
All I saw was flip a co
And then it broke
It is tails
So that means rat and eagle
Swap points
Oh dang it
The mic's off
Yeah
I was so confused
dang it my strategy didn't work
all right now it is rat's turn
would you like to use an item for your turn let's
use john feed again john feed so the cool thing
about john feed is that you get to use another item after that
So first off, hey Google, give me a number between
one and a hundred, please.
That is 18.
So you will gain, let's say...
Yeah, let's increase it to...
Let's go up by...
A hundred. Would you like to use your double down as well?
Uh...
Yes please? Okay, now which... what question?
I'm gonna do...
Let's do FNAF on 50.
Excuse me, FNAF on 50...
what is 150 oh 150 oops what
is one of the most recurring lines uh one of the most iconic
recurring lines in the franchise and who said it uh that would be i always
come back
i will i always come
back you did get it slightly wrong but i think because
you used a double down
What I'll do is I'll give you the regular amount, and
we'll just, like, sacrifice the
double down here.
That's 150.
So that's 1,050.
And, you know, I think because
the ad break is...
coming up in about
well no yeah because
the ad break is coming up in about 12 minutes
I think we'll do one more round
after this and then we'll
go
on a break so
Blue would you like to use one of your
I want to use double down
on space for 420
double down on space for 420
are you sure you don't want to use Robin's fave
I
a strategy to my there's a method to my madness i mean i also grant you one wish
okay so double double down on give me the question okay 420
space uh approximately
how old is the universe oh shoot the universe itself
uh
uh frank i was gonna i was gonna say
3 billion, but that's the approximate
Shoot.
Universe...
I don't know. I'm going to get it wrong.
Then
just say something.
15 billion?
15 billion is actually
about 4.5 billion
years old.
Did Blue just say that
that was the Earth's age?
13 .8 billion years old now
what was the number you gave blue I said
I was gonna
say like like four point four point six for for the but that's the earth age and
I said I overshot it I said 15 billion so that means so
you've used a double down
here so you will lose of 840
points. And yet he somehow has the most amount of money. Eight
hundred and...
Think. Eight hundred and forty, but Rat will
gain...
Let's go eight eight hundred and forty points.
So I stole that point.
Yes
He used to double down
That was his own fault
So we've got
We'll go one more round
I didn't 100%
He didn't contest the answer
But didn't give an answer
So I feel like
That is true
And because you guys are keeping me honest
I'll bring
I'll halve it
And I'll give you
Both, 100 points each.
Because I am a kind and generous host.
John wants to say something.
He says he's hungry.
So, now, would anyone like to go to the shop?
Yes.
What would you like?
I would like to buy two John's feet, please.
John feeds.
Okay.
So that's, what, 50 each?
The more you feed John, the more hungry he gets.
The more you feed John, the more powerful he gets.
He's going to eat your soul.
Would you like to buy anything else on top of that?
Let's do a Robin's favorite.
A Robin's favorite.
So that's 450.
Let's bring that down there.
Take away that.
Would you guys...
like to buy anything no i'm good eagle
yeah i'm good you're good okay so back
to the top of the
turn order would what what do you want eagle which one let's
go for unserious history 150
unserious history 150
Which U.S. president got stuck in a bathtub due to his size?
I want to say...
Bill Clinton?
William Howard Taft.
That is...
I don't even know that was...
Real, by the way.
A freaking U.S. president.
So that means it is time for...
I think none of us...
the wheel. Blue's from the U .S. Blue's
U .S.? Yes? My fucking god. Yeah,
he's Texan. Jesus
fucking Christ. Why are they all Texans? Why
are all content creators Texans? What do
you mean? I swear, all...
content creators I know that are from the U.S.
are from Texas.
What the fuck?
Isn't Ray from New York?
Void's not.
Ray currently lives in New York,
but they're not from New York.
So now you have to
pay everyone else $100.
Sounds good.
That seems fair, honestly.
I didn't even see the wheel spin.
Oh, I just
didn't realise I didn't turn it on.
Now, Rat,
what would you like to do?
I'd like to use a John's face, please.
You would like to feed John?
You should feed John twice.
Yes, he is hungry.
Hey, Google.
Can you
please give me a number between
1 and 100?
and yes you can that
is a two so I will give you five John favor for that
here's a red would you like to use another item yeah
hey Google give me a
number between one and one hundred please
That is 38.
It's going really low today.
The mic's off.
That number was 38.
I know.
It's just it hasn't been anything above 50.
Anyway, would you like to use another item?
Yes, I'd like to use the Robin's Favourite.
The Robin's Favourite.
So the Robin's Favourite lasts for three turns.
I...
Basically, I favor you in certain situations, and it also grants you one free wish.
So, what question?
Let's do 150 Minecraft.
150 for Minecraft.
What mob started off as a glitch?
The Creeper.
It was originally going to be the take, but...
a messed up pick yeah it's a messed up pick because it was originally going to be picked
but it says the x -axis is the y -axis basically yeah anyway
so you know what rat you you have
been such a great contestant i think i'm going to give you 30 uh no
actually 400 points 400
yeah 400 points i'll give you 400 points and
you know and you know what
You know what? Eagle, eagle, eagle.
Because you're such a gracious guest
and because you just pissed me off,
you lose 400 points.
So Rat just got your points.
Blue Barracuda, it is now your turn.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I bonked out there.
Space for 150.
where does the earth reside
there's two possible
answers to this
one it could be a third point in our
system or
it resides in the milky way galaxy
those are the two answers
pick one
gonna pick milky way
the earth resides
in the milky way galaxy
that gives you 150 points i would have
went that the earth resides uh in the milkweed galaxy on the
third planet around the sun or yeah but i
would have went like if you wanted to be really tech
like if you wanted to be really technical you could say um earth
is the third planet is one
astronomic unit or away from the sun in yeah i was going
was going to say earth is the third planet orbiting around sol in the milky
way galaxy
our sun's name is sol that's true that is true yes
the sun's name is sol the moon's name is
lunar and earth's name is terra yeah well no i i don't i don't
think scientists actually call
earth terror um but anyway so the greek name
for earth is so
okay so we're going to go on a 15 minute break uh please make sure if anyone's taking any
minute
if anyone's taking any medication please make sure you take your medication um please
make
sure you eat uh drink water blah blah blah use the bathroom whatever
and we will be back in
15 minutes i should mute
Chat is black and white. Let me fix that.
How come? It's not my fault Robin's slow. Cheating's cheating,
and cheaters never win.
Ooh, grumpy. Co snuck a shy peek at you before answering
her. I pick him, and he picks me.
yeah
the water
he's british now
i'm british now
the water
the water
did you want to go in the water
but you can't go in the water
because your arms broken
because you were a little bitch
and you got your arm broken
shallot what the fuck
yeah
Big bite.
Oh, I gotta feed Poreon.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of, um, Pokemon and human-
I am not in your Wi-Fi, I am in your walls.
Is that what the fucking scurrying has been?
I was wondering what the hell is scurrying inside the fucking walls.
I guess I know now.
Hang on, I'll be right back.
I just realized-
did not put deodorant on and i'm starting to sweat a little bit
also i hope you know you're not sharing game audio what oh i've got it muted
do we want to like walk walk out of here and then just leave coffee to it
Oh, I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that. I
don't like that. I don't like that. I don't like that.
...to the game.
Yeah, well, shit.
I didn't turn it on.
I didn't set it up.
I'm great.
I'm so good at streaming.
RAPTORN BAN ME!
Wow, um, game view, game capture,
Sheepcraft, um, there we
go, perfect.
Oh look, Wishi has one, that's amazing.
She has one and I'm gonna take it from her and I'm gonna eat her, oh I know,
I'm gonna eat her.
Shiloh's going to eat Lizzie.
Lizzie looks so delicious right now, I'll eat her.
I'm not crazy.
You're crazy.
Nope.
Cove glanced around the room, his eyes wide, and finally paused with his gaze locked onto the back of the room.
house i can go out the window he was already walking towards it
jesus christ scrambling to
think of something to say you stepped forward then paused do you want to break your other arm
shiloh is the least scary person alive
cheer up shiloh's gonna like you please don't get hurt i'll come
you. Good idea, let's go. Do you want to break your other arm? Even
I don't jump out of any
of the windows here and this is my house.
That's a head.
That's- that's just a whole ass head.
Mesa, desert, swamp.
There needs to be a sign here. Oh well.
Oh no!
Ray, what the hell?
That's so fucked up.
That's fucked up.
Should I put a chest down there?
It seems to be a calm over the rim.
That's so insanely fucked up, man.
What's wrong with you?
Should I turn around?
Should I show you guys what I...
Like, what...
my face looks like, hang on. Oh, that. Mmm.
No, that was a, that was a really bad shot.
I didn't mean to accidentally do it on the screenshot. That's great.
Left L's back home when we moved. Great. Thanks. Bye. That's
so rude. Lizzie, what the hell?
I'm a pretty introverted person, but
I can also, I'm very good at acting extroverted.
Like, I'll sit there talking to, I'll sit there and I'll have a proper conversation
with people and I'll be happy and I'll act like I'm really enjoying myself,
but inside
I'm just like, please go away, please get away from me, I don't like this, please, please,
it is called you uh you let him into and then there you
let him to your room pulling out puffing
out your chest a little bit at the side of your treasures there were lots of stuffed animals a
cool bed a window to look out of i mean
ignoring the bed that's just my room at the moment
it's my actual real life room just stuffed animals everywhere hi guys
It's really great out, huh?
See how many there are?
There's so many fireflies.
I love the fireflies.
They're so cute, the little fireflies.
I like to grab them and I turn
them into a little paste.
And I eat the paste to become
a superhero.
It hasn't worked yet, but I hope one day I'll become
a real superhero
Because I eat the fireflies
They're so tasty
He shouted triumphly
Derek!
A child I can voice!
Derek! We'll heal!
And I also am a child- no
I'm not gonna-
oh Jesus I fucking Lizzie jumpscare all
right tonight we're going to catch fireflies my my
voice is too gay and not feminine enough to sound like a woman I just
realized these
name options
I can definitely imagine
Twitch HQ just calling you
being like, you're bad for our platform, we're removing you.
You're bad for our platform.
You would be the first person ever
to receive a call from Twitch HQ.
Like, ignoring all the
people who are
very pornographic in their content
and all the people who, like,
the Nazis and the people
who have said...
slurs and all that shit on the platform it's me who's the problem nicholas
uh gripped derrick's
back black waistband with his free hand stretching it upwards outwards
in an eager attempt to lead
his bigger brother along let's say oh
wristband fuck i was like why is this kid pulling on his
brother's pants that's a bit weird but nope it's his wristband and i'm just
Welcome back family and Robin too. Cliff. Dad.
I love it. Oh, they're so sassy. I love it.
Hang on. I've got I've got one more one more before I disappear. You're you're
do. Come out with your hands up. I'm gay. Okay.
Bye.
Unexpected item in the parking area.
I'm, I'm, I'm a pretty, uh,
introverted person but i can also i'm very good at acting
extroverted
like i'll i'll sit there talking to i'll sit there and i'll have a proper conversation
with
people and i'll i'll be happy and i'll i'll act like i'm really enjoying myself but
inside i'm
just like please go away please get away from me i don't like this please please
please it is called
I like looking at fish.
Fier.
Fier.
Ah, speaking of fucking fish, I forgot to open the fish.
I forgot to open the fish.
I forgot the fish.
How did I forget the fish?
I forgot the fish.
yeah okay no one cares I forgot about the
fierce chat how absolutely
dare I
like hang on I'll be right back I just really did not put deodorant on and I'm
starting to sweat a little bit
warrior please well don't
want to be responsible for a war again again 9
-11 was an inside job
i'm so sorry
that was just messed
up guys you want to see my magic trick
yeah there's a creeper down there
it is murder time if a demon doesn't
spawn after it are you fucker
it's so funny
king of the losers is dying
uh oh no i think i hear the mean kid coming back we better get out of here
elizabeth blinked
confused and looked around what kid i don't see anyone derek
didn't bother explaining he just
i found a really cool snail across the road there's lots of snails around here
literally literally fucking me as a kid dude
it's gonna literally fuck
Fuckin' me as a kid.
Doesn't Autodesk have their own CAD software?
That's the people who do my-
from the kitchen too. Chips, muffins, bananas, candy. That
was already a lot, but he kept
excavating more. I also took a couple clothes, a flashlight, a first aid kit from my dad's
bathroom, and a blanket. How does Steve fit all that inside of a backpack?
I can barely
fit like two changes of clothes in my backpack, and my backpack is like
big. So,
How, how has he fit all this inside of his backpack?
I need, I need to know the end, like, is his, is, is this the back, one of the bags from Harry
Potter?
Does this dude have a TARDIS in his backpack?
I can definitely imagine.
You know, I, I, I could have, I could have just kept, kept waiting for the next minute, but
you know what?
Because, because you said you're bored, let's, let's come back.
So, all right, we're at the top of the turn order.
So far, Rat is winning with 2,520 points.
Next is Blue Barracuda with 1 ,930 points.
And then we have Blue Eagle or Eagle with 1
,030 points.
Now, during...
I don't think Rat's been taking care of John properly.
I should take care of John.
Now, during the break...
eagle did something that pissed john off she joked that she would wish
him out of existence
so she lost 1000 favor with john and because of that joke
she's just lost another 100 favor from
john uh rat still has two more turns left with
robin's favor so uh and he had still has his wish
to make so
Let's get back into the game. Does anyone want to go to the shop?
Yes. I should probably go to the shop. What would you like?
Eagle first. Eagle first? Okay.
A double down. A double down? Uh, anything else?
One John feed. One John feed. Okay.
I'm sorry, the way that one went cut out there, it's like one John, you're not getting John.
What did you want, right?
Just two John feed again.
Two John feed?
You know what?
The shop is feeling extra generous, it will not charge you, and it will give you
double your order.
Yay, four John feed.
And a free double down.
Do you want anything, Blue?
Nah, I'm good.
You're good? Okay.
So, as it stands right now, Blue Hat- uh, Rat has lots of Jon feed.
Anyway, so, Eagle, it is your turn.
Yeah! You can use your items at the beginning of your turn.
Feed John.
You have...
Do you know what, actually?
Hey, Google.
Give me a number between 1 and 100.
That's 75?
Jesus, fuck.
You know what?
John likes you a bit.
John likes you a bit now.
So you'll...
get 10 you'll you'll immediately go up to 10 john favor would you
like to use your double down as
well that's crazy um okay so
right now the only like possible category that might be able to
answer properly are the 50 questions um i
think i'm just gonna go for unserious history for 690
unserious history for 690 and actually john wants to say
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I won't like you,
but I think we can become
friends now.
So, uh,
Unserious History for 690.
What war
started because of a bucket?
For goodness sake.
There is an actual answer here, by the way.
I can only think about...
This is a bucket.
Dear God.
Wait, there's more.
Anyways, um...
I don't know, I don't...
TF2.
Is that your final answer?
It is.
Because you're wrong.
It is literally War of the Bucket.
You know, I should have just said that.
And for your information, Eagle, no, the TF2 war,
the war that was going on in TF2 wasn't started because of a bucket.
It was started over gravel.
But yeah.
I play TF2 and I don't play history.
You cho-
Unserious History. This was your whole topic!
Was it? Yes! Oh fucking hell,
that's so funny.
I was expecting one of the questions to be the Whiskey War.
It could still be. Anyway, it's
time for the wheel. Uh, oh, uh, Zinx and Lex.
uh lexi i what i i don't know what there one
one of them uh you guys can use channel points to
uh change things in the game so just thought i'd just remind so
let's see what eagle gets
you can give a hundred points to a thousand points beat john and spin the wheel
spin the wheel yeah
So you lose 200 points.
Oh, if I minimise it, it disappears.
I didn't even realise that.
Did I say 2000?
I meant 200.
I meant the negatives.
Alright, Rat, do you want to use one of your items?
Yes, I'd like to use some John Feeds.
How many John Feeds would you like to use, Rat?
All four?
Oh no.
I think, um, John, I think you should like start removing points from rats because rats
overfeeding you and I care about your health and I think, um, there's a lot of food.
Also, I know what my wish is going to be.
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.
Hey Google, give me four numbers between 1 and 100.
Sorry, I didn't understand.
What the fuck was that?
force a spin of the wheel
do you must be
shut up Google
that was technically supposed to be
for like
who you want the wheel to be used on
who do you want the wheel to be used on Sinks
no I want the wheel to be used on Robin
Rat, me, and um... Rat, rat, rat eagle and blue barracuda.
Anyway, I've just used a number thing.
Uh, so...
Uh, those numbers for you, Rat, are 49...
54 7 and 43 so that means that you
gain
let's go to let's let's say you have 2000 john favor now and
so you said on fish so
blue barracuda you get to spin the wheel are you ready
in that wheel spin that
Good fucking god.
Why couldn't it just be give someone $100?
Because that'd be stupid.
True.
Oh, he loses his next turn.
Blue even...
I hope you know, Blue, that...
The other, like, the chat can't see that.
She did not see that.
No, I've set it up so I fixed it.
I fixed.
No, no, like, Blue's cam.
Oh, yeah, no.
Yeah, the chat can't see that.
So, right, it is still your turn, and you still have Robin's favour,
so you have a wish.
You also have a double down.
Oh, John has been fed.
Yeah, let me just note that.
You should totally redeem some stuff.
You can't redeem stuff.
I have said that the wish is I wish for John to be immortal.
And John is now immortal.
Anyway.
And I'm going to be saving my...
2,000 years and all your friends a bit.
I am going to be saving my double...
I would like to do...
Let's do Pokemon for 50.
Pokemon for 50.
Also, for that very, very generous wish, Rat,
you have gained 300 Jon Fave?
300, 400 Jon Fave?
I can't remember what you were at.
But now you're at 5,000.
You're now at 5,000.
So I gained 3,000 Jon Fave.
And so what was...
3 times 10 to the power of...
What? What was the one you wanted?
Pokemon for 50.
Pokemon for 50? What was the first generation?
The first generation of Pokemon would be Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green,
Gen 1, or Gen 1.
Actually, it's Generation 1.
I said Gen 1.
No, you said Red, Blue, Yellow, and Green.
And technically, Pokemon Yellow is Generation 1 .5.
because it's not it's not actually in generation one it is um uh
it's a mid -gen remake or not
remake but it's a it's a mid -gen uh game so i personally anyway
the first generation is
actually generation one and you only said gen one but
you know what you know what you know what
i'm gonna give you the fucking i'm gonna give you the points anyway
done with your
I'll give you the points
well bye Zinx
bye Zinx
that was 50
so you're now up to
2570
Jesus what was that
they are having me spin the wheel
okay
names
rat gets to spin the wheel
I needed to be evil before I left
uh god why couldn't it just be give someone a hundred dollars
so you lose your next turn okay that
was also your losing that was also your last turn with
my favor okay so because blue barracuda has
his turn. We will now
go back to the point, the top of the
points order. So that is
Eagle. Eagle, would you like to buy
anything from the shop?
Or would anyone like to
buy anything from the shop?
I'll say no.
That is a force
guess, so you force
another player to answer if they get it wrong they lose points and they spin the wheel
i'll buy that do i have the money uh let me
check yes you do so that is 300 points gone
so you now only have 180 would anyone else like
to buy anything no okay so eagle
it is
I'm going to use my force gas.
You're going to use your force gas?
Okey-doke.
You do still have a double down, by the way.
Alright, what question would you like to use your force gas on?
On serious history?
And who would you like to use your force gas on?
Alright, Blue.
Which Australian Prime Minister disappeared while swimming and was never found?
I don't remember his name.
Make a guess.
I don't know your Prime Minister. I'm American.
We've literally sat there and had a massive conversation about this before.
Yeah, I know. I don't remember his name.
Then just give me a random name.
no it was harold it was harold hult
so that means you lose i'm so sorry to blue lose a
thousand points
he still has more than you
at least i gave him back his turn he gets his next turn still uh
anyway
we skip yeah oh yeah because we skip rat this turn spin
again i love that again didn't i make a second
wheel no i didn't i thought i had a second wheel whatever
i think blue's just like done with my shit
all right so you will lose 200 points
straight after losing a thousand
points is crazy.
But, but, but...
Chat can't see your camera now.
Why? What are you taking
off? Blue!
Jesus Christ!
Your turn!
Speaking of you, Blue, it is your turn again.
There's now only...
Fifties left.
Space.
Space for 50.
Okay.
What is our closest star?
It's the sun.
You.
You're a star to me.
Well, there is technically two answers here.
It's either be soul or upper centaur.
No, it's, it's, it's blue.
No, the closest star to class is soul.
No, blue is a star.
Blue is a star to me.
Actually, Ray is a star.
You know what?
You know what?
You're going to get those points.
So anyway, we are back to the turn order,
and we have exactly three more questions.
Honestly, that worked.
I did just realize that
5, 10, 15, 20, 25
We had too many questions for the people
For the amount of people joining
So, okay
Quickly, John wants to say something
Kill them all
Everyone
I want them all gone
Make sure they suffer
Anyway
Does anyone want to
anything from the shop? Yes. What would you like, Rat? I
would like some fun feed.
Like some John feed? How many John feed would you like, Rat? Let's go
four. Four? Five.
Yeah. Why did that paste so far out of the fucking thing?
Fifteen. I think that's minus
two hundred so you now have twenty three seventy.
Your inventory
Is John counted as a usable item?
Your inventory is now full
Would anyone else like to buy anything from the shop?
While we're here?
No
No? Okay
So
Eagle
Would you like to use your double down?
Double down on $50 for Minecraft
Okay
Hey
50 what block must be lit with a flint and steel to create a nether portal
nether portal
so you have to light up an obsidian block but it has to
have a frame of
uh the inside of the frame has to be two by three which can use up
to 14 obsidian
at the minimum or 10 if you
The question is
What block must be lit with flint and steel
Obsidian
You're right it's obsidian
Jesus Christ
Why it's such a simple question
It's such a simple question
But you know what for that
I'll bring you up to 300 points
Alright
Rat do you want to
I'd like to use all four John feeds, please.
You'd like to use all four John feeds?
You know what?
You've been so kind to John today.
He won't get hurt.
He's immortal anyway, so he can't be hurt.
So you will now gain an extra 1 ,000 John favor.
Would you like to use another item?
Yes, I would like to use my double bell.
You would like to use your...
double down any other item is John a usable item would
you like to use another item
I don't have any other items but actually no you know what I'm going to use John
use John John wants to say something I'm
free and you don't yeah fuck I'm
free and that's not a good thing i'm going to go set fire to some orphans
and he scuttles away
john is gone uh so
fnaf fnaf for 50 what is the name of the restaurant
franchise the
games primarily take place in pretty fast pizza and
you are correct actually i was kind of expecting
to just be like i was i was what honestly
to be fair i was expecting you to either throw
circus baby pizza or um freddy fast family dino i i did
say primarily take place in and i think
most of the games are um this game takes by the
first game takes place in in freddy fast
best pizza second game takes place in
The grand reopening of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, third game takes place in Freddy Fazbear's Pride, fourth game takes place in a hospital,
fifth game takes place in a circus baby's pizza, sixth
game takes place in a custom version of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, seventh
game, the seventh game is technically the VR
title, so that one's in VR, but you do do Freddy Fazbear's Pizza and the grand reopening
of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
and then yeah so again again primarily freddy fazbear's pizza anyway
yeah blue would you like
to use your robin's fave yes i want to use my star
yep you are now officially my fave
for three turns
would you like to use your wish i would like to use a wish what would you like what wish
would
you like me to grant i want ten thousand dollars you
what you know what actually yeah would
you like to do all hairs no but
but
it's
$10,000 in a different currency
there's only like three currencies
called a dollar
10,000 AUD
I mean I
take it
alright well you thought you had it
you thought you had it
alright
get the question
Unserious history.
What did Scott Morrison do in a McDonald's that earned him a plaque?
I think I remember this.
Huh?
Who was Scott Morrison?
He was one of our prime ministers.
He was our second last prime minister?
I think.
Save some.
life i don't know he worked his first job there okay
so it was uh it was different from the one
i was thinking of i don't know if this has got worse if i know one of our prime ministers
shat themselves are you are you going to challenge the answer
rat
fake he shat himself at engadine mcdonald's
fucking knew it
So, Rat will now gain
150... No.
Rat will gain 50 points
and...
I love that.
I didn't realize it was Scott Morrison.
Yeah.
See, that's the thing. It's never been
outright confirmed that it actually happened.
But it's really funny
to consider that, yes, he probably fucking
did. It's Scott Morrison.
So,
I don't think there's a point to spinning the wheel.
No, we should.
Let's spin the wheel.
You want to spin the wheel?
Spin that wheel.
That's true.
Okay, Eagle, settle down.
He could get a swap.
And then it could end up being rats.
So we'll find out.
so you pay everyone else $100.
That's now
closed, by the way. I just closed that entire
program. So, everyone
gets two, uh, two.
Everyone gets $100
and four,
six.
Now, one more thing has
to happen here. It feels like we're missing
someone.
Where did John go?
Well,
John, John, John,
wants to say
one last thing to you guys
they're dead
anyway so congratulations
to Ratbag05
you have won the
Squared Trivia Show
2026 how do you feel
I feel
this is just funny
I love the introduction
of John
John is the best character.
I have more of John's favour than I do a point.
I don't know if that's a good thing.
Okay, I have a question.
Did the dollar amount ever really count,
or was it just specifically John's favour that was a countage?
No, the dollar amount counted.
Okay.
What did John's favour do?
Yeah, I know.
What happens when Jon dies?
So I just made this essentially mass murderer a mortal.
Yep.
Jon has killed many, many orphans.
The fact that that was the last question is hilarious.
I know, right?
I was expecting it to be one of the, like,
I was kind of expecting.
Expecting you guys to just go through the smallest ones.
But no, that was crazy.
We're talking strategy here.
We're not going to go for the biggest ones in categories we don't know.
True.
So, okay.
So that officially marks the end of the 2026 Squared Trivia
Show.
I hope everyone at home enjoyed and I hope our contestants had a good time.
Did you guys have a good time?
No.
All right.
And.
So that is,
that is it from us here at Robin's at square at this.
That is us from here at Robin squared studio.
And it's a lovely goodbye from me and my lovely contestants.
I hope everyone had fun and I will see y'all next.
time. Bye-bye.
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SGS - VODS · Season 1 · VOD 1
Squared Trivia Show
About this VOD
Robin hosts Blue Barracuda, Eagle and Rat in a chaotic trivia showdown covering Minecraft, Pokémon, Five Nights at Freddy’s, space and unserious history. Friendly rivalries, plenty of banter and a distinctly loose approach to the rules set the stage for a competition where knowing your trivia is only part of the challenge. Unpredictable wheel spins and audience interference threaten to shake up the scores, while a shop gives contestants opportunities to double their stakes, put opponents on the spot or buy their way into the host’s good graces. Between risky strategies and questionable questions, everyone is looking for an advantage. There’s also one very important responsibility alongside the competition: find the mysterious John, keep him happy and don’t let him die. What could possibly go wrong?
The people behind this VOD
Results and achievements
Reveal episode results · spoilers
| Participant | Placement | Score (money) | Achievements |
|---|---|---|---|
| BlueBarracuda | 2 | 780 |
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| Blueeagle3884 | 3 | 400 |
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| Participant | Score (money) |
|---|---|
| BlueBarracuda | 500 |
| Blueeagle3884 | 500 |
| Participant | Score (money) |
|---|---|
| BlueBarracuda | 500 |
| Blueeagle3884 | 1,190 |
| Participant | Score (money) |
|---|---|
| BlueBarracuda | 1,190 |
| Blueeagle3884 | 400 |
| Participant | Score (money) |
|---|---|
| BlueBarracuda | 1,890 |
| Blueeagle3884 | 2,100 |
| Participant | Score (money) |
|---|---|
| BlueBarracuda | 2,520 |
| Blueeagle3884 | 1,900 |
| Participant | Score (money) |
|---|---|
| BlueBarracuda | 1,680 |
| Blueeagle3884 | 1,530 |
| Participant | Score (money) |
|---|---|
| BlueBarracuda | 1,930 |
| Blueeagle3884 | 1,030 |
| Participant | Score (money) |
|---|---|
| BlueBarracuda | 1,930 |
| Blueeagle3884 | 480 |
| Participant | Score (money) |
|---|---|
| BlueBarracuda | 780 |
| Blueeagle3884 | 180 |
| Participant | Score (money) |
|---|---|
| BlueBarracuda | 780 |
| Blueeagle3884 | 300 |
VOD recap
Reveal results (spoilers)
Winner: ratbag05
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